#I will use P to denominate Michael Parkinson, C for Colin Burbury and K for Kiera Nightley# (Parkinson enters via wheelchair from stage left) p: Good evening ladys and gentlemen, and welcome to tonights 2000th edition of Parkinson! (Crowd goes mad!) p: We have some very special guests here this evening. Later on in the show we have TV star and ex-prime minister Tony Blair! We have the Former EaSt German Womens Synchronised Dodgeball team! Former Iraqi Dictator turned Sun Colomnist, Saddam Hussein! Ex-Cordia Guitarist turned solo sensation Colin Burbury! But first we have Hollywood sensation Keira Nightley! (Crowd Goes mad again!)